Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address

Well, this is it, the day all of us have been waiting for has finally arrived. It seems like only yesterday we were picking our noses and flicking them at innocent bystanders or let out childish phrases like, Liar, liar, pants on fire or, wait, that was yesterday. Never mind. Anyways.What Im trying to say is the years, have flown by and its not going to be long before were in the stands watching our kids graduate.You know, there is a lot more to graduating than leaving Rufus and getting a diploma. Its more than that. I mean, why do you think we get to pause these cool robes?Our infantile days of wandering into first period half asleep and living off the schools cheesy burritos and ranch dressing are over, its quantify now for us to grow up and head into the real world.R...